IzanagiTheRussianMaid

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

(Source: rocketlynx, via cronamuppets)

the-cake-is-lie:

andrysb24:

tinkisweird:

thechronic-als:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

Omg

Bless the last kid tho.

My heart hurts. Our old SNES still holds a place of honor on our entertainment stand in the living room.

My heart is saddened by this

(Source: youtube.com, via only-fangirl-in-my-entire-school)

prends-la-vie-comme-elle-vient:


assbutts-in-purgatory:


cumberbitch-freebitch:


thesleepingsoldier:


missing-misha:





Things you should know about Misha Collins 
His full name is Dmitri Tippens Krushnic. 
He’s from Greenfield, Massachusetts.
He married his high school sweetheart.
He built his wife a house.
They made each other personalized rings.
He has a BA in Social Theory.
He used to play the saxophone when he was younger, but he lost his stuff when their house burned down, and then he wasn’t able to get another one. [x]
A 300 years old maple tree fell in his mother’s yard so he made a bed out of it for his girlfriend.
He once got arrested because he went to read a book on top of a bank because he needed better lighting.
He likes green tea and kale.
He has (or probably had) two turtles.
He wore a turtle costume to his first Halloween party. It was a negative experience for him because it was handmade and done in a way he had to crawl on all four in order to move.
He smells like watermelons and cinnamon (according to people who met him)
He has spent several months in seclusion in monasteries in Tibet.
He is a certified lifeguard, EMT, and motorcyclist.
He has slept in an igloo.
He kayaks, snowboards, bycycle tours, and runs. 
After a devastating forest fire in Los Angeles that killed an innocent tree, Misha and a band of visionary renegades gave it the Christian burial it deserves by planting it illegally in Hollywood.
He interned at the White House during Clinton Administration.
He made jokes on his FBI background check.
He stole security badges from the White House and made a mobile out of them.
He is a published poet. [x] [x]
He made most of the furniture in his house.
He does a lot for charity and uses his influence to encourage his ‘minions’ to contribute.
He goes to Haiti every year to help buid an orphanage.
He dressed in drag to renew his wedding vows. In a supermarket. With a bouquet made of vegetables.
He organized a tea party in the middle of a highway with his (amazing) friends. The cops stopped by and had tea  with them.
He does Tibetan throat singing.
He found out he was very flexible at a fitness test when he was in high school and was very proud to be the most flexible boy of anyone who had ever participated in the history of this fitness test. He later found out that his flexibility is due to a birth defect in his spine. After a bike accident, an MRI showed that stretching too much could leave him paralysed. [x]
When he was a kid, he forced himself to eat dirt because he believe it would improve his immune system.
He posted a picture of himself naked on a horse via twitter.
He dressed in drag at a highschool party, he was so pretty his classmates didn’t recognize him and hit on him. His girlfriend (now wife) was not pleased.
Once, he was alone at a restaurant with his son. The owner brought him flowers and wished him a happy mother’s day. And this time, he was not in drag.
He is a Guinness World Record holder. He and his minions made the greatest international scavenger hunt the world has ever seen (aka GISWHES). We made the news for making Christmas trees fly.
He made hundreds of young women wear dresses only made of bacon. He made a calendar out of it.
He was named after his mother’s Russian ex-boyfriend.
Jared beat Misha in Words with Friends. Misha owed $1970, paid in coins, 4 buckets worth.
source:http://meanwhilemishacollins.tumblr.com/perfect-human-being





THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS MAN




EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY BECAUSE LIKE HELLO WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE, LOOK AT WHAT MISHAS DONE


not in the fandom but a remarkable man is always worth a reblog

prends-la-vie-comme-elle-vient:

assbutts-in-purgatory:

cumberbitch-freebitch:

thesleepingsoldier:

missing-misha:

Things you should know about Misha Collins 

  • His full name is Dmitri Tippens Krushnic. 
  • He’s from Greenfield, Massachusetts.
  • He married his high school sweetheart.
  • He built his wife a house.
  • They made each other personalized rings.
  • He has a BA in Social Theory.
  • He used to play the saxophone when he was younger, but he lost his stuff when their house burned down, and then he wasn’t able to get another one. [x]
  • A 300 years old maple tree fell in his mother’s yard so he made a bed out of it for his girlfriend.
  • He once got arrested because he went to read a book on top of a bank because he needed better lighting.
  • He likes green tea and kale.
  • He has (or probably had) two turtles.
  • He wore a turtle costume to his first Halloween party. It was a negative experience for him because it was handmade and done in a way he had to crawl on all four in order to move.
  • He smells like watermelons and cinnamon (according to people who met him)
  • He has spent several months in seclusion in monasteries in Tibet.
  • He is a certified lifeguard, EMT, and motorcyclist.
  • He has slept in an igloo.
  • He kayaks, snowboards, bycycle tours, and runs. 
  • After a devastating forest fire in Los Angeles that killed an innocent tree, Misha and a band of visionary renegades gave it the Christian burial it deserves by planting it illegally in Hollywood.
  • He interned at the White House during Clinton Administration.
  • He made jokes on his FBI background check.
  • He stole security badges from the White House and made a mobile out of them.
  • He is a published poet. [x] [x]
  • He made most of the furniture in his house.
  • He does a lot for charity and uses his influence to encourage his ‘minions’ to contribute.
  • He goes to Haiti every year to help buid an orphanage.
  • He dressed in drag to renew his wedding vows. In a supermarket. With a bouquet made of vegetables.
  • He organized a tea party in the middle of a highway with his (amazing) friends. The cops stopped by and had tea  with them.
  • He does Tibetan throat singing.
  • He found out he was very flexible at a fitness test when he was in high school and was very proud to be the most flexible boy of anyone who had ever participated in the history of this fitness test. He later found out that his flexibility is due to a birth defect in his spine. After a bike accident, an MRI showed that stretching too much could leave him paralysed. [x]
  • When he was a kid, he forced himself to eat dirt because he believe it would improve his immune system.
  • He posted a picture of himself naked on a horse via twitter.
  • He dressed in drag at a highschool party, he was so pretty his classmates didn’t recognize him and hit on him. His girlfriend (now wife) was not pleased.
  • Once, he was alone at a restaurant with his son. The owner brought him flowers and wished him a happy mother’s day. And this time, he was not in drag.
  • He is a Guinness World Record holder. He and his minions made the greatest international scavenger hunt the world has ever seen (aka GISWHES). We made the news for making Christmas trees fly.
  • He made hundreds of young women wear dresses only made of bacon. He made a calendar out of it.
  • He was named after his mother’s Russian ex-boyfriend.
  • Jared beat Misha in Words with Friends. Misha owed $1970, paid in coins, 4 buckets worth.

source:http://meanwhilemishacollins.tumblr.com/perfect-human-being

THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS MAN

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY BECAUSE LIKE HELLO WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE, LOOK AT WHAT MISHAS DONE

not in the fandom but a remarkable man is always worth a reblog

(via timtampon)

Anonymous said: Would you fuck Kuu if he disguised himself as a bagel?

stoned-levi:

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via timtampon)

ghost-anus:

culler-of-booty:

Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

(Source: princechihiro, via loving-cupcakes-and-people)

Life

Mom: Use you life to something more useful.

Me: HAHAHA! You actually thought I had an life?

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

(via cutelittleclear)

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

image

okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

(via sacred-cows)

pengwhat:

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

well

(Source: whitejadeflower, via freelancer-rwby)

cool-cat-soul:

crona-the-swordsmen:

I blame cool-cat-soul for this pairing >.> ))

I STILL REGRET NOTHING 

cool-cat-soul:

crona-the-swordsmen:

I blame cool-cat-soul for this pairing >.> ))

I STILL REGRET NOTHING 

(via silentconventionalweapon)

dean-and-the-gay-angel-man:

bookjunkie26:

nerd-in-the-tardis:

i still believe this is the first time cas has ever really seen their outta appearance, because before he was always looking at their souls.

image

holy shit they’re gorgeous 

Fucking headcanon accepted!

(via thefuturemrsjasonsegel)

princepoffin:

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

image

AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

image

GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

this belongs in the beginning of the second deathnote opening

(via asahii-s)